Let us take a moment to break down Brody Jenner:
- Trucker hat from 2002.
- Giant sunglasses.
- Constant use of the words “bro” and “dude.”
- Monster-sized tattoo of his last name blaring from his chest.
- Fingers permanently stuck in the peace sign formation, even though he’s most interested in getting a piece of ass.
Brody Jenner - who yes, has the most beautiful eyes in the world – has become the poster boy for all things douche, as exhibited in the photographic evidence we’ve gathered below. The son of Olympian Bruce Jenner and step-brother to Kim Kardashian, Brody is not just famous for doing nothing – he’s famous for doing celebrity chicks: Kristin Cavallari, Nicole Richie and Lauren Conrad, to name a few. Hills fans may know him as the vapid hunk who stole Lauren’s heart and then broke it by making out with her friend, Jen Bunney. And while he did exhibit some mental clarity in dumping Spencer Pratt as a sidekick, his constant high-fiving and girl-macking still makes our stomachs curl. As if that wasn’t enough, Brody has landed his own show on MTV called Bromance, of course, in which a bunch of guys will battle it out for a spot in Brody’s clique. We have a feeling the losers will be much better off than the winner of the show – but in case they’re not convinced, here are twenty good reasons not to become bros with Brody.
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