You guys, I’ve been hearing the buzz surrounding this Beverly Hills Chihuahua movie, and let me tell you – it’s deafening. We may in fact be standing at the dawn of a new cinematic epoch. Mark my words, this time six months from now – Chihuahuas are going to be everywhere. Chihuahuas are HOT, I’m here to tell you! In an attempt to capitalize on this coming culture buzz, I’ve already begun putting together a list of potential spec screenplay ideas for the next installment of the Beverly Hills Chihuahua franchise. Here’s what I’m thinking:
Beverly Hills Chihuahua Ninja – Basically the idea is to stay with what works. It’s a chihuahua, in Beverly Hills (which is crazy!), but who is ALSO a deadly ninja. They’ve already done both of these movies separately – and they’re making a Beverly Hills Ninja sequel with David Hasselhoff (seriously) – so this really seems like a no-brainer.
The Chihuahua and the Furious: Tokyo Drift – When a roving gang of street chihuahuas find themselves in Tokyo’s intense and sexual underworld of street drifting, they must rely on their driving skills and each other to bring down a dangerous mob boss.
No Country For Little Chihuahuas – A sadistic sociopathic chihuahua wanders around a Texas wasteland, killing people indiscriminately with a high-pressure air gun, looking for the loser who stole his money.
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Chihuahua Strangelove (or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love the Dog) – With the world standing on the brink of nuclear apocalypse, our entire future rests precariously in the paws of one crazy chihuahua.
Detroit Rock Chihuahua – Basically it’s about some chihuahuas that really love KISS.
The Dark Chihuahua – A vigilante crime-fighting chihuahua must come to terms with his own moral limits as he chases down a ruthless anarchistic supervillain lipstick-wearing pitbull.
Navy Seal Chihuahuas – An elite team of Navy chihuahuas and Charlie Sheen lead a dangerous covert operation to track down Osama Bin Laden and bite the shit out of his shin.
The Chihuahua and the Nottie – The only thing that stands between a chihuahua and the chihuahua of its dreams is what to do with its syphilitic whore best friend Paris Hilton.