Hey, kids—tired of your older siblings taking money from you? Tell them about Ryan Mueller, a 31-year-old thief sentenced to six years in jail because he was caught shaking twenty bucks out of a two-year-old’s piggy bank.
Julie Herschleb walked into her young daughter’s room last August to find Mueller, a four-time convicted burglar, fiddling with the toddler’s piggy bank. Mueller fled with $20, but was found months later thanks to blood he left on a window blind. That’s right, a piggy bank robber was foiled by DNA evidence. That CSI shit ain’t just for TV.











