ICYMI: The World Air Sex Championships Somehow Manages To Be Even Worse Than It Sounds

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According to Spout Blog, after a screening of Kevin Smith’s new movie Zach & Miri Make A Porno, the famed Alamo Drafthouse movie theater recently hosted the World Air Sex Championships, which is sort of like air guitar, but with people doing it. While the very thought of a group of lonely people simulating the act of coitus with the air on a stage might be both awful and terrifying, actually seeing video footage of the event turns out to be profoundly disturbing in ways you have likely never imagined. Let’s just say it culminates with boots pretending to be knocked by two people dressed as John McCain and Sarah Palin, along with what appears to be a giant moose man. Needless to say, this is not safe for anything.

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