Tom, Protesters Steal Katie’s Spotlight

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Poor Katie Holmes. She worked so hard rolling her jeans half way up her leg and cutting her hair all fugly, just so we’d notice her. And now after months of walking in and out of some theater dressed all frumpy, her big night finally arrived! She’s in a real ol’ Broadway play! She’s the star! People might even buy tickets! But then look who steals the spotlight away from our girl: Tommy Cruise and a bunch of creepy protesters. Katie, looking particularly sallow and hollow-eyed, hovered behind her man as he signed autographs and grinned at the crowd as they left the restaurant after celebrating her first performance. He should have just married the spotlight instead. [Photos: FilmMagic, GettyImages.]