George Michael Busted For Still Being A Crackhead

by Kate Spencer

What has happened to the man we wanted to make out with back in 1988? George Michael was arrested this weekend in a public bathroom (again?!) for possession of crack cocaine and weed. You may recall that George’s been busted by the cops before – once in 2006 for drug possession, and in 1998 for participating in a lewd act in an LA bathroom. He was released with “a caution,” which seems like a really nice punishment for something kinda serious, right? The “Faith” singer later released a statement to his fans, saying: “I want to apologise to my fans for screwing up again, and to promise them I’ll sort myself out. And to say sorry to everybody else, just for boring them.”

Oh don’t be silly George, we could never be bored by your antics. Remember: you won’t let us down, and we won’t give you up. Promise! [Photo: GettyImages]