Soap Opera’s Steamy Shower Sex Scene Comes ONE DAY Too Late For The Emmys

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One Life To Live pulled out all the stops today with a three-minute long shower sex scene (with convenient network tv non-filming of genitals) interspersed with a lonely, separate naked dude in his own shower looking distraught, flexing his abs, and conveniently blocking his own genitals.

It’s literally one day after the Emmy Awards and already the ’09 “Most Convincing Performance In A Shower Sex Scene” Award is in the bag: