Michael Lohan Tries To Win Lindsay’s Love By Bashing Her Girlfriend


Yep, that always works! The Lohans horrendous feud is playing out as publicly as possible (that’ll help your career Linds!) in the pages of the New York Post, much to our reading pleasure. In a desperate attempt to win his daughter’s love back, Michael Lohan is thoroughly and fiercely bashing her lover, Samantha Ronson. Apparently he’s learned all about parenting skills from Alec Baldwin and Jon Voight. His loving rant includes calling Sam “dark, hideous and a disgusting representation of humanity.” Wow, Mikey, WTF did she do to you? Not take your request for Len’s “Steal My Sunshine” at that party she was DJing one time? Get over it – your daughter is now sticking her nose is Sam’s pants as opposed to a pile of coke, and that is an awesome, awesome thing.

Lindsay’s response via email is another glorious example (alongside her MySpace blog) of why she should drop the acting gig and pick up the pen.

“My father obviously needs to be on medication to control his moods. He is out of line and his words show how much anger he has, and it’s dangerous and scary as it reminds me of how he treated my mother and I my whole childhood. He needs to be stopped. This is yet another reason why we aren’t speaking. I am in a great place in life. I have overcome a lot and have been able to learn how to enjoy and appreciate my life in every way possible. I’m proud of myself for being able to make a change in the past year and a half.
My past is behind me, and that’s final. There’s nothing more to be said. All the false accusations that people try to make are simply because there’s no story when things are calm and good. But they might as well let it go because their lies don’t affect me anymore. Samantha is not evil, I care for her very much and she’s a wonderful girl. She loves me, as I do her.”

Lindsay Lohan, FTW!  [NYP. Image: WireImage]

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