While You Were Working On That Sweet Goatee



  • Lindsay Lohan is trying to take out a restraining order on her father, who she fears might try to beat her to death with publicity.
  • Britney Spears‘ new single “Womanizer” leaked to the internet today. It sounds sort of like what happens when a clinically depressed person takes ecstasy.
  • Somebody leaked the audio tape of a phone call between Harvey Weinstein and Quentin Tarantino about what a pain in the ass Robert DeNiro was on the set of Jackie Brown.
  • Now that things between Hugh Hefner and those three whores he dates are “in transition”, whatever that means, it sounds like The Hef has already been poking around in his poon pantry for an adequately blonde replacement.
  • 50 Cent should grow a mustache, because he would look hilarious.
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