Levi’s Jeans, having decided that the best way to sell their wares is with a campaign that encourages the consumer to “Unbutton Your Beast”, which is really a euphemism for penises, thus showcasing the c*ck-holding capabilities of their pants. Seriously, these pants are really good at keeping penises restrained, due much in part to their patented Button Fly technologies. Anyway, to demonstrate this, I invite you all to meet my own beast, who has been hiding in his Levi 501′s for months now and he has A LOT to tell you. He also really needs some berry soda. Click the link or image below to meet my beast, Sock Nasty. Language NSFW. Feel free to create and post your own beast messages in the comments.
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