• JOB MARKET: Here are 11 potential future employment opportunities for George W. Bush when he leaves office. Personally, I’m hoping he becomes a Dog-like Bounty Hunter. (Holy Taco)
  • TALENT SHOW: If Sarah Palin is elected Vice President and our country is unexpectedly besieged by a giant herd of bloodthirsty moose, at least we know she’s capable of soothing them to sleep with her flute. (Urlesque)
  • L’IL BILL: You know, if Bill O’Reilly were an adorable little kid, he really wouldn’t be all that bad. Especially if he just yelled “F*ck it, we’ll DO IT LIVE!” all the time. (Videogum)
  • FINALLY: Speaking of Papa Bear, after all these years, Bill O’Reilly lets us know how HE would have wrapped up the series finale of Seinfeld. With bloopers! (The Hater)
  • KABOOM: Director Michael Bay’s Twitter site is undoubtedly the most action-packed, rock-em-sock-em T&A-filled micro-blogging this side of a exploding comet headed towards earth. (Michael Bay’s Twitter)
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