You might not even recognize her, but the frazzled woman seeming to suffer from sunstroke above is Catherine Zeta-Jones. How did this reliably beautiful actress show up looking so splotchy at the 2008 UN Global Leadership Awards last night? A Socialite’s Life wonders if she was “huffing gold paint in the limo,” but we’d like to throw out a kinder theory. Maybe she and husband Michael Douglas, who hosted the event, accidentally rubbed off her eyebrows and mixed facial treatments during a frenetic make-out session just before arriving. Shit like the Global Leadership Awards probably gets them real hot.