Randy Jackson—no, not American Idol‘s “dawg”-catcher, the Jackson 5 member—doesn’t want you thinking his sister Janet is canceling shows because no one wants to see her aging ass in an unflattering Tron-like body suit singing a decade’s worth of songs no one cares about. EUR is reporting that Randy told MichaelJacksonInsider.com “Janet is doing okay, she suffers from vertigo,” possibly explaining why she recently went to the hospital during a soundcheck.
We don’t see anything from Randy on that site (or anything that suggests it’s been updated since 2007), so it’s hard to put a lot of stock in the quote. But it’s no less absurd a theory than the one that says she’s carrying Jermaine Dupri‘s love child. After all, he’s the one that got sick on her.
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