Rumer Willis Never Friends With Lindsay Lohan

by Becky Howard

Rumer Willis is known in the UK, for, well, not doing anything but being the daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis. So she’s given an interview to Style mag to redress the balance somewhat, and starts off in terrific style by denying she was ever friends with Lindsay Lohan.

“We were acquaintances, like many in this business. That’s it, full stop.” Okaaaay. And do many “acquaintances” like to speak out on behalf of their “acquaintance” when they go into rehab? Or give them pap-friendly kisses like at the Cinematheque awards in 2006 (above)? Or be such good party “acquaintances” that stepdad Ashton Kutcher sat down and “warned” you off her (originally from the Chicago Sun-Times)?

Frankly, it’s a mystery. Rumer also ‘fesses the slightly disconcerting news that as a teenager, she had Ashton’s poster on her wall (“I did, amongst others. It was a bit strange, but we adapted pretty quickly.” You’d have to!) and that many people assume she’s a lesbian because of her short haircut (“I do get that. I must be a lesbian, gay, whatever, people judging me by my appearance.”) But we’re still reeling from her Lindsay slamdown. Brrr, is it cold in here or is it just us? [Photo: Getty Images]