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  • FALSE ALURRM: Despite rumors, Jamie Lynn Spears is not actually pregnant with her second child. Meaning that her dreams of birthing America’s first all baby boy band before the age of 23 may be dashed. (TMZ)
  • SAY YES TO THIS MESS: Howard Stern‘s wife, Beth Ostrosky, wore a tasteful wedding gown to their ceremony this weekend, purchased at an exclusive Pretty Woman props sale. It’s like a monogowny. (People)
  • NEWS YOU MIGHT CARE ABOUT: Joe Jonas has called it quits with country singer Taylor Swift. When asked what went wrong with the relationship, he responded “She was just… too… vagina-ey.” (Us Magazine)
  • OLD SCHOOL SMACK DOWN: Lauren Bacall On Tom Cruise: “When you talk about a great actor, you’re not talking about Tom Cruise. His whole behaviour is so shocking. It’s inappropriate and vulgar and absolutely unacceptable to use your private life to sell anything commercially, but, I think, it’s kind of a sickness.” (Celebitchy)
  • FUTURE HEADLINE PREDICTION: Lauren Bacall found dead on October 9, 2008. (Spit three times, but seriously…)
  • SORRY FELLAS: Brooke Hogan has said NO to Playboy. You’re just gonna have to look at her breasts and ass courtesy of staged beach paparazzi photos and her famous Pantsless Pants, OK? (Hollyscoop)
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