Sharon Osbourne hasn’t been in the news so much this year, what with her being replaced as an X-Factor judge by Girls Aloud star Cheryl Cole. But you can’t keep an Osbourne down for long! She’s not only hosting VH1′s new Charm School, she’s making headlines for wading into the “Have they? Haven’t they?” debate with an attack on Nicole Kidman and her curiously shiny, immobile face.
“Oh my God! Those liars! I hate them! Those bitches! They are like, “I didn’t do anything.” Meanwhile, their eyebrows are [up] here. Lying bitch! Nicole Kidman’s forehead looks like a f*cking flatscreen TV!” she said on Chelsea Lately. “How big is that forehead?”
Sharon’s careful, considered debate (ahem) was possibly a response to Nic’s recent interview to Marie Claire magazine, where she pronounced her feature-free face totally un-messed-around-with. “To be honest, I am completely natural. I have nothing in my face or anything. I wear sunscreen, and I don’t smoke. I take care of myself. And I’m very proud to say that,” Nic said, while crossing her fingers behind her back (probably). But if we were you, Nicole, we’d rise above this. Just don’t get into a slanging match with La Osbourne you never know what you’ll end up getting through the mail. [Daily Mail; Photo: Getty Images]
