Angelina Jolie Training Son To Be A Samurai

by Kate Spencer

Guys, stop the hating. Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, and their growing family are just like regular people! They go to the movies, they eat Cheetos, and they buy their kids knives – just like your parents did. How quaint!

Angelina has purchased a bevy of sharp objects for her oldest son Maddox, continuing a tradition started by her own mother. “My mom took me to buy my first daggers when I was 11 or 12,” explained the practical and logical Mom-gelina. “And I’ve already bought Maddox some.” Of course she has! Who needs an X-Box when you can have daggers. Angie continues, “We also talk about samurais and the idea about defending someone as good. We talk about everything.”

Even blood vile necklaces, Ang? [MSNBC. Photo: WireImage]