You know what this picture makes us think of? That “Proud To Be An American” song. Because only an American dude – 42-year-old Fredric Koetter of Alabama – would dress up as the female owner (who is 76) of a hair salon and break into the ‘Curl and Style’ to see what he looks like pretending to be that poor, old lady. Clearly the answer to his burning question is: like a dude in a cheesy top no dignified woman would ever wear, with a really terrible fake tan. Cops found Koetter at the salon and arrested him; he now faces third-degree burglary charges and up to 10 years in prison.
Yep. That makes us proud. [Photo: Splash News Online]