Tara Reid: The Real Housewife Of Miami Beach

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Caution: Some things in this picture may be younger than they appear.

Oh Tara Reid. Where did you go wrong? Er, I guess Scandalist knows the answer to that question: boob job, nipple slip, 37 gallons of Patrón, cheesy rainbow-beaded, bejeweled bikini. But we’re still holding on to the girl who was in the Big Lebowski, and we’re having a hard time letting her go. But hey! Tara’s busy bringing 1994 back in her aqua velour vest n’ booty shorts combo, and she’s got no time to worry about that whole career crisis thing that might be bringin’ her down. This is probably a good thing, as Tara seems to have bigger things to fret about: mainly how she let her cute 34-year-old self morph into a washed up mess, with racoon eyes and skin that appears to be washed in cigarette butts and Dunkin Donuts hazelnut coffee. Come on ol’ girl, you’re not a 54-year-old divorcee just yet  – though if she was, she could probably nail down a lucrative reality TV career. On second thought, maybe we’ve just figured out her next move. Someone call Tara’s agent! [Photo: Splash News Online]

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