Paris Hilton Wants Your Vote

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Paris Hilton has released her latest musical venture, “Paris For President,” and while the song itself is as horrendous as her singing voice, the lyrics are kinda cute. She sings about “trading in the cabinet for a walk-in closet,” and coos that  “global warming is totally not hot.” Awww, did our little Paris just make a funny? The heiress is also a total liberal, offering her sing-songly support of gay marriage. Give it a listen once, and then turn down the volume and watch her stumble around awkwardly in a bikini numerous times. The United Skanks of America is in good hands.