Dita Decides On Witty Halloween Costume

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Dita, Dita, Dita. Is there nothing you can’t do? Not only can she lounge around naked in a bathtub shaped like a martini glass and tolerate Marilyn Manson for years on end (two things that only strippers and, well, no one can do), she’s also quite the wit!

For Halloween this year, Dita Von Teese is planning on being normal. Says the burlesque dancer:

I’m going to look like a normal girl, put some bronzer on, some spray tan on and wear some jeans. People will ask me where my costume is! I would never do this in normal life, that’s why I’ll do it at Halloween. It’s a bit funny and people think I’m not wearing a costume but I really am.

Above is what we imagine Ms. Von Teese will look like, but after this, we think she needs a new shtick. We get it, Dita. You dress fancy. [INO via DListed]

[Photo: Splash News Online]