Panic At The Disco Grows Up: Loses The ! And Top Hats, Tells You Literally What They’re Feeling

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In their new video for “Northern Downpour,” Panic At The Disco (formerly known as Panic! at the Disco) has shown us that they are a bunch of MEN now. Last time I saw Brendon Urie (the lead singer), he was sporting a top hat and an entire Ricky’s worth of eye-liner. Now, in this video, he’s sportin’ a bulge in his pants and a sincerity in his eye worthy of a grown man. This video is black and white, and displays the lyrics to the song in really clever ways. I’m IMPRESSED. It’s amazing what can happen when you lose a completely idiotic ! in the middle of your band name!

Sorry, Panic, but forever and always, whenever I think of you, I will sing to myself, “the poor groom’s bride is a WHORE!”