EMAs: Katy Perry Rides Phallic Chapstick, Fends Off Jared Leto


Katy Perry rode into Liverpool’s MTV Europe Music Awards tonight on a great big phallic cherry chapstick (natch), dressed as an American footballer, and has already got Jared Leto hot under the collar. His band 30 Seconds to Mars is hosting the “VIP Bar” area at the ceremony. Having already got everyone in the crowd to join in a “Congrats Barack” chant, he couldn’t resist perving over La Perry, who by now has changed into a more fetching dress.

“She’s so beautiful it’s difficult to look and talk at the same time,” he dribbled over the glamorous host.

She obviously put him off his stride as he then proceeded to “interview” Kid Rock in a half-assed spectacle. Their totally meaningless conversation was about being from Louisiana. And not being from Louisiana. OK, Jared, but no-one knows what that means over here, love. — By Becky Howard (in London)

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