Pats Cheerleader: I Didn’t Draw Penises On My Friend!

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Our new favorite cheerleader, Caitlin Davis (seen above in skimpier gear), has come forward to claim that she was not responsible for drawing penises, swastikas, and offensive words on a friend. Pictures of Davis posing with the kid in question leaked onto the internet this week and secured her termination from the Patriots cheerleading squad. Her excuse is reminiscent of something we told our parents back in the day: “The kid in the picture was a ‘drunk guy who passed out and was written on,’ as his costume for the night.”

Ah, the old ‘blame the other guy’ trick! She then describes what went down that night in a Boston College dorm:

“Me and my girls left the dorm and went to another house and came back to the kid passed out on the futon we were suppose to sleep on. The guys ended up drawing more on him due to the fact that he was the first one to pass out on Halloween night … At the time I had jumped in the picture with the kid, I didn’t realize what had been drawn on him, which I take responsibility for not being alert. Me and my girlfirends [sic] took pictures with him because we found it humorous how badly he was drawn on.”

It seems like a pretty convenient excuse to us and we doubt the Patriots are buying it, but maybe a reality show casting director will. Caitlin seems perfect for the tiny, trashy screen, doesn’t she?  For more pics of Caitlin and her former squad, click below.  [Photo: BustedCoverage]

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