Kate Winslet’s Ass Is Real…And Sadly, So’s The Fur

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Man, Kate Winslet does something nice for the world—like laying her fine, naked body on a rug for everyone to see—and all she gets is shit.  First, everyone was up in arms over whether her impressive ass had been retouched (which Winslet adamantly denies). Now PETA has observed that Winslet is dry humping a throw rug made from six silver foxes. Should the perennial Oscar nominee get ready for a bucket of blood at her next red carpet?

In an attempt to avoid controversy, Winslet is blaming photographer Steven Meisel, who made her believe she was resting her goods on the fake stuff. Said her spokesperson, “She thought it was false….Kate never wears fur. She’s very, very firm on that.” Vanity Fair has since apologized, blaming “miscommunication.” If all this hubbub drives Winslet to curb her exhibitionism (she’s shown the full monty in several films), we’ll never forgive those responsible.

[Photo: Vanity Fair]