While Democrats hungry for schadenfreude are going to love the latest examples of Sarah Palin‘s post-election humiliation, we have to admit: no Vice-Presidential nominee has ever had to deal with this level of crap.
For instance, if John McCain had won, it’s hard to imagine that porn director Cezar Capone would be offering Joe Biden $2 million dollars to appear in a porn film. In an open letter on palinsupermilf.com, the self-proclaimed “KING of all ‘MILF’ films” invites the Alaskan governor to help him create “a glossy, adult production starring a beautiful mother recognized by all of America as well as the rest of the world -the most desirable woman over 40!” Being a gentleman, Capone will even throw in another $100,000 if Todd will cum along (yeah, we went there). “Please do not take this offer in jest, as it is completely legitimate,” says Capone. “We at Cezar Capone are prepared to put the money in escrow immediately.” For some reason, we think she’ll stick with preparing for a 2012 presidential run.
Up in Alaska, and surrounded by handlers, Palin can probably ignore this kind of mockery. But what she can’t ignore are the RNC representatives waiting for her to return all the clothes they bought her family. There might be a problem, though—according to her father, some items might be lost. Like the kids’ underwear.
Papa Chuck Heath told the AP that Palin spent the weekend digging through a mountain of clothes, trying to figure out what she had to give back.
She was just frantically … trying to sort stuff out. That’s the problem, you know, the kids lose underwear, and everything has to be accounted for. Nothing goes right back to normal.
Wait a dang minute, Grandpa Chuck! Did the RNC have to buy the kids’ underwear? It’s possible that ol’ Chuck was being wry, but if the Palin flock were really rocking designer underwear from Neiman Marcus at campaign events, it would seriously call into question just how crucial these expenditures were. Who cares if Bristol’s panties come from Wal-Mart?
On second thought—don’t answer that question. We wouldn’t want to give Cezar Capone any ideas.
[Photo: AFP]
