While You Were Feeling a Little Bit Old at the Fabulous MTVu Woodie Awards

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  • Kanye West is looking for the “right” girl. And if my “right”, he means “wacky” and “much taller than him”, I think I know just the lady, Yeezy…
  • In a sign that maybe the world isn’t so bad after all, Paris Hilton is set to star in a movie with Pee Wee Herman. No word yet if the film will be called “Pee Wee’s Big Whorehouse Adventure.”
  • A though poor Christina Applegate’s battle with breast cancer wasn’t already traumatic, now word is revealed that Artie Lang masturbated to the sound of her voice.
  • We’d like to extend our congratulations to our friends at Defamer, who somehow managed to get the nitty gritty on the fact that MadTV is cancelled, something I thought actually happened 4 years ago.
  • And in more cancellation news, NBC has pulled the fuse-burnt plug on My Own Worst Enemy and Lipstick Jungle.
  • Aaaaaand we’re not done!! BJ Novak is taking a leave of absence from The Office to film a part in Q. Tarantino’s new movie Inglorious Bastards. What is Kelly going to do with him gone? Answer? Hilarious things.