While You Were Getting Into The Holiday Spirit

|

83716628.jpg

  • Gooood morning! A Beluga whale dressed up like a snowman at an aquarium in Japan. And now I’m pretty sure this is going to be the best week of my life.
  • Kanye West blogged about his arrest AND HE HAS A POINT. I ACTUALLY KIND OF AGREE WITH HIS POST AND FEEL SOME REMOTE SYMPATHY FOR HIM. WHAT CAN I SAY? I CAN’T HELP BUT LOVE THE YEEZY.
  • Courtney Love posted 60 posts on her MySpace blog, accusing her housekeeper of stealing a bunch of her designer clothes. (Each post was a link back to a particular piece of clothing as found on Style.com.) Wait, is this the same Courtney Love who used to shred her own designer clothes to make a statement about how she’s above being materialistic? It is? She’s crazy? Oh, right.
  • Miley Cyrus is not dead. Well, shoot.
  • An animal rights activist threw a flour bomb at Lindsay Lohan as she entered a night club wearing a fur stole. Geesh, Lindsay, I’m sure there’s a far less complicated way to secretly get cocaine.