Singer and nose-job recipient Ashlee Simpson is very, very, very pregnant, and is ready to get the mother-effin’ baby out of her uterus. Can you blame the girl? Her sister gets to run around chugging Bud Lights with her football-playing boyfriend, while Ashlee sits at home rubbing cocoa butter on her stretch marks.
It’s not the most exciting life for the 24-year-old newlywed, so she’s decided to take charge and get the baby out. Her sis Jessica told Ellen DeGeneres that Ashlee is so ready to pop that she’s trying to induce labor. Her attempts include, “Different foot massages and stuff,” Jess blabbed to Ellen. “I don’t know. I think she’s really just jumping around trying everything right now.”
Maybe she should play her future spawn some of her greatest hits? That’ll make the kid bust out of her belly – and then run far, far away. [People. Photo: WireImage]
