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  • ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS COOP: When asked what she wants for Christmas, Reese Witherspoon said “”Oh, I want someone to build me a good chicken coop … like a man who can just get down there and build it… ooh.” So SHE was Buckethead this whole time… (People)
  • DAMMIT BRUCKHEIMER: Pirates hijacked a cargo ship today just three days after pirates also seized a 1,000-foot oil tanker and held it for ransom. I never thought pirating would ever be as popular as it was on Halloween 2003. (LA Times)
  • COSISTENT: Deadspin has a fond farewell interview with the creators of Fire Joe Morgan, though they fail to sufficiently answer my question, “How the f*ck could you do this to us????” (Deadspin)
  • OPEN MIC NIGHT: The U.S. Senate held a Roast of the Auto Industry today — Sen. Chris Dodd of Connecticut called the industry “devoid of vision,” while Sen. Michael Enzi of Wyoming called the industry “fatter and uglier than Lisa Lampanelli’s sn*tch, am I right?” (CNN)
  • POST-IT NO: And the answer to yesterday’s NY Post – Mark Cuban Challenge is weeeeeeeeak. (NY Post)
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