Oops! Everyone Was Wrong About David’s Affair

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Just to make sure we’re all on the same page, let’s repeat this one more time: David Duchovny did not have sex with his tennis instructor Edit Parkay. Sure, he’s a recovering sex addict, but the only balls that she saw were hit by his tennis racket.  UK paper the Daily Mail first reported the fake story last month, and David is currently in the process of taking their butts to court for causing him “substantial harm.” Now the paper is on bended knee begging the actor for forgiveness, sheepishly putting forward this apology:

“On October 19, an article about actor David Duchovny may have suggested he had an amorous relationship with a tennis coach, Edit Pakay,” the paper says. “We now accept this is inaccurate and Ms. Pakay and Mr. Duchovny are only friends who used to play tennis occasionally. Their relationship went no further and was not a factor in Mr. and Mrs. Duchovny’s separation. We apologize to Ms. Pakay, Mr. Duchovny and to Mr. Duchovny’s family.”

If David chooses to forgive the rag, he can at least look to his wife as an example. Afterall, she’s probably had to forgive him a few times, doncha think?  [Photo: WireImage]