Madonna’s Grassy New Look

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Breakups do funny things to a woman, you know. And even uber-celebs like Madonna aren’t impervious to such whims. Stepping out on her first solo outing since the split with Guy Ritchie, at the Gucci Unicef dinner in NYC, Madge sported a world of two halves. On the top half — wow, totally fierce! Flawless makeup, sexy hair and killer red lipstick all say, “I am still a freaking sex-bomb and don’t forget it, motherf*ckers!” On the bottom half — dear God. A dress made out of grass cuttings (we think), hooker fishnets and what look like a pair of pal Gwyneth Paltrow‘s gladiator heels all say, “I have lost the plot and sacked my stylist. Someone help me!” [Photo: WireImage]

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