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  • Brooke Burke won Dancing With The Stars last night, and will receive the prize of — what do they win on that show? — dancing on the next Daughtrey album or something? Also, if you were DVRing this and I ruined it, I apologize, because that’s just generally sad.
  • Madonna and Alex Rodriguez were photographed taking a private jet together. Let’s not jump to conclusions — it’s possible that A-Rod just won backstage Madonna passes and a ride in her jet for collecting Boardwalk and Park Place in McDonald’s Monopoly.
  • SHOCKING NEWS. You are never gonna believe this. Are you sitting down? Here goes: the director of Twilight says that she’s planning on making a sequel. That’s right — the same Hollywood that sequeled The Skulls and The Whole Nine Yards is going to sequel the film that made $70 million it its opening weekend. Never saw that coming.
  • Virgin America is adding Wi-Fi to all of its flights by the middle of next year. They’ll also be unveiling a new slogan, “Sit back. Relax. Jerk off if no one’s next to you.”
  • If you didn’t know sports existed, the headline “Irish squeak past Horns in Maui thriller” would be a lot funnier.

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