50 Cent Loses Millions, Locked Out Of Rolls Royce

by Anthony Miccio

The recession is affecting everyone, from those making minimum-wage to those making millions off of rap albums and mineral water. Before you feel to bad for yourself, consider—have you lost millions? Because 50 Cent is losing millions. Fiddy explained his woes to the Canadian Press:

Well yeah, I lost a couple million dollars already, you see what I’m saying? I sit with my investors and business managers and accountants looking at the numbers and I’m like, ‘Yo, the values of stocks in different areas that I invested in are decreasing!’ So I take the loss like everybody else.

Well, not quite everyone else. The once and former Curtis arrived at London’s Mayfair Hotel today in a Rolls Royce, followed by a 15-man security team in a stretch Hummer. Unfortunately, someone left the keys in the Rolls, forcing one of the crew to open the door with a wire hanger. See? He doesn’t have some fancy, rich man’s unlocking technique. Has to use a wire hanger just like everyone else. “I’m like the fire hydrant,” says Fiddy. “I’ll be right beside the street regardless of how they feel about it.”

[Photo: Splash News Online]