Reader Steve sent us a link to this eBay auction he found. It is for a custom-made Robert Pattinson Barbie doll! Now we all know I have the hots for Robert. But I have to draw the line somewhere. If you buy this (the starting bid was $79, it’s now up to $130 already!), you’re gross. Because not only is this doll creepy, but we all know what you’re going to do with it once you get it. Oh, and Steve made sure to say “I came across this while looking for other stuff on eBay.” Rrrrriiiiiight. Suuuuuure. Whatever you say, Steve!
Is the Pattinson dolly wearing lipstick? More pics, after the jump.
Finally, here is the “before” picture – i.e., before the lady who made this transformed a mildly creepy-looking doll into a even creepier-looking one:
(Here, he kind of looks like Peter Gallagher.)