Paris Hilton reckons she isn’t stupid, but her ability for self-delusion knows no bounds. The latest words of “wisdom” to pour forth from the talent-free celebrity of our times are that she sees herself as some sort of beacon for poor, bullied blondes the world over.
“I’m very intelligent. I’m capable of doing everything put to me. I’ve launched a perfume and want my own hotel chain. I’m living proof blondes are not stupid,” she tells The Sun.
Aw, thanks Paris! You know, we blondes were living a meek, cowed life, sick of being dubbed unintelligent by those mean, clever dark-haired people. Now that you have spoken out on our behalf, well, anything feels possible! Grrr. This makes us angry on so many levels it’s hard to know where to start. Suffice to say, where’s that brunette hair die when you need it? [Photo: Getty Images]
