Late last week a friend posted his reaction to a mysterious video he called “Spankwire” on his Facebook page with simple instructions: “Never watch it.” We heeded his warning, but others have not, and Spankwire reaction videos are popping up all over the web just like back in the “Two Girls One Cup” hey-day (don’t watch that video either). Apparently the Spankwire video is horrible in that “doing awful things to one’s genitals” sort of way. Google it at your own risk, but you’ve be warned – it is that bad.
Our favorite reaction thus far is that of our pals at Funny or Die. While four people watched the video, the rest of the staff observed their co-workers watching Spankwire, with some switching sides in the middle. Follow that? You can watch it in all it’s adorable-awful glory above (language NSFW).