Lilo’s Stalker Is Kinda Hot In That Crazy Sorta Way

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Scandalist is intrigued with Lindsay Lohan‘s new stalker (no, it’s not her dad), who lunged at the starlet at 1:30 AM today as she hung out at a Scottsdale, Arizona club where Samantha Ronson was DJing. According to the club’s owner, the dude flipped when he saw his dream girl. “The gentleman became very excited when he realized he was so close to Samantha, and he has a history of being a stalker with Lindsay Lohan, so he immediately attacked her and started yelling ‘I love her, I love her,’” said Dan Wierck.

The crazy dude – who remains unnamed and in police custody – was immediately tackled by cops, and Linds was ushered out of the club unscathed. And while her stalker is clearly so insane that all the blood rushed to his face when he saw her and apparently stayed there, he’s not a complete mess (on the outside). Uma Thurman‘s psychotic stalker is batsh*t nuts – and bald. We having a feeling superficial Linds would not be down with that. [Photo: Splash News Online]