Yesterday everyone was talking about how the upcoming finale of The Hills contains scenes of what appears to be a courtroom wedding between Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. Everyone is crying foul because the scene apparently was filmed after hours, that perhaps the “judge” wasn’t a real judge, and nobody seems to be able to show us any legal documentation showing that they are married. In turn, MTV issued a statement saying that the scene was filmed after hours to avoid disruption at the Courthouse. Spencer claims that they won’t show anyone the documents because they want to keep it private (just like everything else in their secretive lives). Well, until I see that license (because it’s my business), I think I’m going to have to remain skeptical and assume the entire thing is a sham! Because it’s more fun that way. In that spirit, here are 9 Things More Real Than Heidi & Spencer’s Marriage!
JEREMY PIVEN’S HIGH MERCURY COUNT
EDDIE MURPHY PLAYING THE RIDDLER
ASHLEE SIMPSON’S ORGASMS
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