Yesterday, we premiered BWE.tv’s Exclusive Tour of the Real World Brooklyn house. Those of you that have already seen it: Thank you. A lot of work (work = weird energy drink) went into making it. You’ll note my “crazy eyes” in some of the confessionals… my acting can only get me so far. Those crazy eyes? Authentic. As is my bleached ham face.
(Warning: The following paragraph contains movie magic spoilers!) Easily, the highlight of the video occurs at 2:28. Allow me to paint a picture for you: It’s about 20 degrees outside. Dan and Sara are in their bathing suits in the hot tub, while I — decked out in a cashmere t-neck and coat — am crouched behind the tub, holding a piece of breakaway glass. Breakaway glass is made out of sugar, meaning that it breaks quite easily into about 1 million pieces. Having never broken a fake sugar bottle before, our video team instructed me to really smash it over Dan’s head… not to hesitate or it won’t break.
Well, that’s all I needed to hear. The scene you are about to witness might look like a joke… but it’s very real. I really gave ol’ Hopper “the business”, and the realistic noise the bottle made when it shattered actually convinced me that I just killed one of my coworkers. That wavering in my voice? Simply put, the uncertainty of someone who JUST COMMITTED MURDER. The storming off? There were Back to the Future fire lines of panic streaming out of my feet. And the result? Well, not to toot my own horn, but if the Golden Globes had a category for Best Supporting Actress in an MTV online video spoof, I’d be putting the items in my gift bag up for sale on Ebay right now.
Here it is: (Language NSFW)
Kudos to our video editor Raphael Rodriguez, who made us look Real Worldier than ever.
The new Real World: Brooklyn season premieres on MTV, January 7, at 10 p.m.! And RealWorldDailies.com (which launches on January 2) will feature tons of exclusive footage from the house that you will not want to miss.
Thought I was finished? As if. A Real World Secrets: Revealed special airs on MTV January 4. It’s the perfect solution to your 3 day old 2009 Hangover, trust me.