As we embark on our journey into 2009, celebrities everywhere are offering up their lame ‘resolutions’ to newspapers and tabloids. Answers like “work out more!” and “stop biting my nails” are offered up, when really there are graver issues that should be addressed as they ring in the New Year. You know: cameltoe, girl-on-girl make out sessions for publicity, shopping without a bra – the big stuff. Since celebs are so reticent to offer up real change, Scandalist has kindly suggested some resolutions we think they’d be wise to consider. Click on the pics to start the countdown, and maybe after the ball drops they’ll rethink their vows for the new year. Happy 2009 everyone! [Photo: Splash News Online]
