BUSTY HEART: Doctor, I’ve Lost Some Of The Feeling In My Breasts. What Should I Do?

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DOCTOR: WELL, GO ON A WORLDWIDE TOUR WITH THOSE MAGICAL FUN BAGS AND SMASH SOME WATERMELONS, STAT!

Warning: nothing will prepare you for what you are about to see.

Busty Heart is her name, and apparently she has been making the rounds but I’ve never seen her before. (Note: She was on America’s Got Talent. Now she’s taking her talent global, and we should be proud.)