Little Lourdes Leon, Madonna’s daughter with her former trainer, is itching to get into show business, and has recently enrolled at Manhattan’s Professional Children’s School, where kids who work in (and excel at) the arts also squeeze in an academic education. The school’s most famous celebs range from trashy (Ashley Tisdale, Tara Reid) to classy (Sarah Jessica Parker, Uma Thurman).
Perhaps her first homework assignment should be watching all of her mother’s cinematic masterpieces. It could be a day-long session on what not to do in the industry, beginning with Desperately Seeking Susan and ending with the absolutely forgettable Swept Away. We have a feeling one afternoon spent with the Dick Tracy DVD will set Lourdes straight on her aspirations. It’s not like acting talent runs in the family – perhaps she shound try dancing around in cone-shaped bras instead? [Photos: GettyImages]