SIMI-LEBRITIES: Lord I Was Born A Batali Man

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Wow, I came across this picture on Getty and thought that Mario Batali had quit pointlessly riding around the Spanish country side with Gwyneth Paltrow in order to focus on a career in music. But it’s actually Gregg Allman! I had no idea these two were separated at birth. One ended up shaping the musical tastes of many a southern frat boy, and the other ended up wearing orange crocs all the time. But yet…they both share a certain sullen quality only a Batallman can understand.

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Somebody get these guys some pork back fat!