Every time I think we’ve reached the pinnacle of reality competition shows (That’s Amore, I Love Money, Rock Of Love Tour Bus, Charm School, A Real Chance At Love, A Double Shot At Love, The Money & The Power, From G’s To Gents, Paris Hilton’s My New BFF, and Bromance, to name just a few), a new one comes along that promises to top all the rest. This time, it’s called Tool Academy, and it’s basically a couples counseling retreat for the world’s biggest tw*twaffle boyfriends and the women who insist on standing by them. Videogum has the preview, and it looks pretty amazing:
Basically, they took The Dr. Phil House and filled it with “Vh-someones,” which is the new term I’m using to describe people who are cast on Vh1 reality competition shows. They all have a certain similar quality to them…something I can’t quite put my finger on, so I’ll just use the term Vh-someone instead. The show premieres, and my soul dies a little more, on Sunday at 11 p.m. on Vh1.