Porn Kings To Beg Government For A Bailout

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After years of fighting the government, Larry Flynt and Joe Francis are teaming up to ask Senators for a $5 billion bailout. Porn DVD sales are down 22%, it seems. “Congress seems willing to help shore up our nation’s most important businesses; we feel we deserve the same consideration,” said Francis, who will be tried for evading over $20 million in taxes this March.

“It’s time for Congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America,” said Flynt, who was jailed for six months when he wore an American flag as a diaper to court in 1983. We’re sure the Senate will be happy to assist these patriots. They’re not busy fixing the economy or anything.

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