Are you considering plastic surgery? Do you wish someone older and more experienced could tell you what to expect? Why not check out Joan Rivers‘ new book Men Are Stupid…And Like Big Boobs, which she’s hawking everywhere from NPR to the New York Times. The book mixes medical advice and “who-did-what” gossip with a memoir of her own proud adventures in shape-shifting. From the publisher’s description:
Joan Rivers’ abiding life philosophy is simple: in the appearance-centric society of the twenty-first century, beauty is key — especially where men are concerned. Men like pretty women. And so, getting something lifted, tightened, adjusted, or removed is as fundamental as wearing makeup or using hair conditioner; it’s become something we do to make ourselves look better.
That is an impressively simple “life philosophy.” But while men do enjoy “big boobs” and “pretty women,” we’re not sure they pine for 75-year-olds who look like they’re made of hard taffy. Check out the gallery and decide if you’d take Rivers’ word on how far is too far.
