Some might envy Transformers hottie Megan Fox, but her self-deprecation on the Golden Globes’ red carpet (“I’m a tranny! I’m a man!”) suggests that beneath that fembot exterior lurks a painful insecurity no lad mag honor will ever erase. Which helps explain why she’s engaged to Brian Austin Green.
While Green refused to appear alongside presenter Fox at Sunday’s award ceremony (“He’s a man. He has an ego”), he tore himself away from his music long enough to attend the Fox Network‘s Winter All-Star Party. Think seeing her name everywhere got him angry?
It’s possible he was contractually obligated to attend last night’s event and promote Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles (“Dammit, I wanted to work on my music tonight!”). But he also attended co-star Thomas Dekker‘s 21st birthday party at the Planet Hollywood Casino Resort in Vegas last Saturday. He can leave his turntables to gamble and drink with a 21-year-old dude, but he can’t stand next to his 22-year-old girlfriend at the Golden Globes? You’re lucky she thinks she’s Alan Alda, Brian. Really lucky.