Kelly Osbourne Back In Rehab

by Matt Muro

She wasn’t the first candidate who sprung to our minds, but according to mom Sharon, Kelly Osbourne is the first celebrity for Rehab ’09. Um, “congratulations.” The Osbourne matriarch has revealed to The London Paper that 24-year-old daughter Kel has checked into the Hazelden retreat in Oregon for an unspecified problem.

“Yeah, Kelly’s in rehab. What else can we say? She knew that it was the right thing to do at this point and we’re proud that she did it. The family is all standing behind her. Kelly knew that she needed help and she’s getting it. We just pray that everything’s going to be okay. This is one of the absolute worst things that a parent can face, for their child to go through rehab. And not once, but twice,” she said.

We hope Kelly gets the help she needs, but frankly we’re a bit sideswiped by this news as it appeared all was going well in her life. Well, apart from punching out journalists for being mean about your boyfriend, but we put that down as traditional family behavior. [Photo: Splash News Online]