Russell Brand Plans Royal Conquest

by Becky Howard

Priapic star Russell Brand is well known for his love of the ladies. And that’s often ladies – plural – at the same time. But even he has spread his lookout range a bit wide for our liking, now. Apparently, seeing Helen Mirren play the Queen has given him the horn.

That has actually made me fancy the actual Queen a bit as well. I found myself looking at stamps, licking them longer than usual. It’s had a very ­peculiar effect on my conduct,” he told London radio station XFM. 

Be careful, Russell. Your ‘I’m a sexual dynamo’ schtick is veering ever close to ‘I’m a revolting perv’ territory. [Photo: Splash News Onine]